Christopher Meloni Bringing Some Law & Order to True Blood
“Executive producer Alan Ball tells TV Line that the former detective’s character will be, “An ancient, powerful vampire who holds the fate of Bill and Eric in his hands.”“
Mmmm I hope that’s not all he’s holding….
Seriously, I don’t know how J is going to be able to watch the show anymore with me drooling everywhere. Things about to get messy.
Alcide tells Sookie that they should be together. Sookie rejects him because he doesn’t have a magical vampire dong that will only complicate things and try and murder her for her special sunshine fairy blood.
Goodbye True Blood and the amazing io9 recaps until next year. Out of the 4 main characters who bit it last night, I’m pissed about 2, indifferent about 1, and ecstatic about you can probably guess. Hint: her name rhymes with Schmara.
Guys, this week’s True Blood mad me so, so happy, even if J felt like he was watching some gay guy’s nightmare.
The best thing about a new season of True Blood? A NEW SEASON OF IO9 TRUE BLOOD RECAPS YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
