Anthony Bourdain on Food Network Personalities
I know this is from 2007, but it’s too funny not to share.
“PAULA DEEN: I’m reluctant to bash what seems to be a nice old lady. Even if her supporting cast is beginning to look like the Hills Have Eyes—and her food a True Buffet of Horrors. A recent Hawaii show was indistinguishable from an early John Waters film. And the food on a par with the last scene of Pink Flamingos. But I’d like to see her mad. Like her look-alike, Divine in the classic, Female Trouble. Paula Deen on a Baltimore Killing Spree would be something to see. Let her get Rachael [Ray] in a headlock—and it’s all over.”
