It’s the place to go if you’re looking to get fucked by a 40-year-old woman. I guarantee it. They’re away from their husbands, their daughters are all safely screaming at Rob Pattinson. Trust me, all those 40-year-old moms will be in the bathrooms, fucking the 20-year-old guys working the con. I think Twilight moms are dirty. Think about it, man. They like Twilight, a book in which the main character is kinda a stalker. He bosses around his girlfriend and she’s all like “I can’t live without him!” You gotta imagine, this is shit that a lot of those Twilight moms haven’t experienced in years. Women get married and their husbands usually stop with the romance. Twilight takes them back to their youth, makes them feel wild. “Oh, I would like to abandon myself to a vampire” and shit like that. I’m telling you, there are gonna be cougar moms at these cons just gloryholing in the bathrooms. If I was a single man, I would definitely be at every Twilight con I could find. Kevin Smith on His Wife, Horny Twilight Moms, and His Own Lack of Talent
| Sep 22, 2009