You need to stop smoking because you could look like this. And by “this”, I mean a velociraptor. If someone snaps a photo at exactly the wrong time, and you’re a smoker, you have a 87% chance of looking like a velociraptor. Don’t get me wrong, I love Jurassic Park. I mean, I really, really love it. I don’t want to freak anybody out but Jurassic Park is almost 20 years old. Oh My God. My brother has a friend who likes to go to the galleria, get on the top floor, and shout, “WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK!” I think it’s nice to have hobbies.
A P O C A L Y P S T I C K: What You Need To Do: Part 2
I love this blog so much I want to kiss it on the mouth just a little bit.
