From: Bart Calendar
Date: Jan. 12, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Subj: Khal Drogo For President
GOP Presidential Candidate Khal Drogo was spotted with his khalasar burning the city of Nashua, New Hampshire to the ground today after hearing the results of the state’s primary election.
“These lamb men will rue the day they voted for Mitt From Winterfell,” the Khal said. “They will burn. It is known.”
Drogo’s representatives stated that while the Khal was allowing wholesale looting of the city, he had forbidden his men to rape any of the women who lived there - due to the strong feminist views of his wife Daenerys Targaryen Drogo.
“By the grace of the Khal their maidenheads will be spared,” one of his riders could be heard saying over the screams of the dead and dying.
It was unclear if the Khal planned to enslave the population once the carnage was over.
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