“Will you take a vacation with me? I was going to stay in this $8,000/week beach villa on stilts in the Maldives on my own, but then I realized that’s a little more than I’m willing to spend during a week in the Maldives, you know? You know. I know you know. But then I thought, “if Jane and I split it, everything would be fine.” What do you think? Did you see they have pools on top of the ocean? It’s crazy how something so stupid can also be the most wonderful thing ever invented.”
God I wish I was here.
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