Because everybody needs a video of Dolly Parton and Bob Hope dressed as reindeer and making political jokes.
Even though I know it’s not technically about the holidays, “Hard Candy Christmas” is one of my favorites on my seasonal mix.
My wrapping skillz. BTW, you like my holiday centerpiece? I took a cue from Young House Love and put some leftover ornaments in a vase on top of a cool placemat I bought on clearance (at Target…duh). Fancy!
The snow yesterday actually finally put me in a holiday mood. I made myself a martini, plugged in the lights on our tree, and have been listening to the XMAS MIX I made last year as I begin wrapping presents.
Tree and all ornaments from Target. Stand cover is an Urban Outfitters sheet.
What did I do today?
11AM: Brunch at Tom’s.
12PM:Checked out the Sesame Street display at the Brooklyn library…my personal favorite, Slimey!
12:30PM: Walk through Prospect Park.
1:15PM: It begins to snow.
3:45PM: Crawl back into bed for a snuggle and a nap.
7PM: Go to South Slope for a holiday party.
7:15PM: Champage is consumed.
12:45AM: Trudge through snow.
1:15: Crawl back into bed.
Spotted by pwnage:
According to Cosmopolitan, one of the “50 Fun Ways to Fire Up Your Love” is to create a Tumblr with your significant other.
Dumb question, but why would anyone want to do this?
reblogged from staff
Oh, sorry, can’t forget:
PUCK ME.
And yes, I’m thrilled Better Off Ted is back - Portia de Rossi was on FIRE last night! And I swear I was watching this before I broke into the wine.
BABY INGREDIENTS.
Also, has Modern Family been killing it with the guest starts or what? Even though, yes, Elizabeth Banks sucks. I’m actually starting to feel bad about my irrational hatred of her, but then she does that stupid smug bitchface and my blood pressure rises again.
Just because.
Y’know, it could be argued that giving “And I Am Telling You” to the sassy, chubby black girl is just a tiny bit on the cliche side, but a): they treated it like the expected thing it was, and b): she FUCKING NAILED IT with a version that would have made both Jennifers sit down for a minute.
And what do you do after the sassy, chubby black girl brings down the roof with the anthem for sassy, chubby black girls everwhere? Why, you hand the Jewish girl with the Broadway Baby styling “Don’t Rain on My Parade,”(the anthem for Jewish girls with Broadway Baby styling everywhere) and turn her loose, resulting in yet another roof coming crashing down.
“Okay. I’m just gonna come out and say it. This is a singing competition. I don’t know how those deaf kids got in. They weren’t singing, they were like, honking, and everyone was crying and I was like, “Get off the stage. You’re terrible and you’re making me super uncomfortable.”
YEAH OK SARAH NEWLIN.
OMGGgggggggggg
Catching up on my stories. Working backwards. Matthew Morrison, I didn’t know you had it in you. Now if you could only be in me.*
* I’ve had half a bottle of wine.
