If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon. I think they are right to expect that...– President Obama speaking out on the Trayvon Martin tragedy
Women mock Rick Perry's Facebook page with heavy... →
“Dear Rick, I forgot how to make a sandwich for my boyfriend. I keep putting my uterus on it and telling the sandwich not to make sandwich babies and abort them because she’s a woman sandwich and needs to get back in the kitchen like me, but it isn’t listening.” WHY DID I MISS THIS GLORIOUS DAY.
OMG Gwen Stefani is on Twitter. →
This shit is…awesome. What did you think I was going to say?