September 2011
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How to Drink at Home By Yourself →
Once you’re two deep, grab a refill and turn on the television. Watch Law and Order: SVU. Get indignant if it’s an episode where Stabler and Benson are ‘taking a break.’ “Who is this bitch, even. Who is she, making out with Stabler when he’s separated from Kathy. GTFO. Oh Benson, you work in computer crimes now? Since when? You don’t know shit about computers. Give me a goddamn break with...
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While I was hostessing the summer after my sophomore year of college, my boss...
– Waitressing in Provincetown (via wickedgoodnom)
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