October 2010
I'm going to Goodwill Saturday.
hugparty:
I am going to finally start getting seating for my apartment for the future GOMI CONCLAVES. And a ceramic pug dog. Pretty sure I need one of those.
If you find said ceramic pug, please let me know so I can buy its mate.
“Cravings for salty foods like popcorn or chips often indicate stress hormone fluctuations in the body. Getting on top of the stress in your life is step one. The adrenal glands help your body cope with stress and, in our fast-paced, hectic lives, tend to become worn out, especially from stress-hormone production.”
So there’s a reason I am known to inhale entire bags of chips on...
Paul the Psychic Octopus has died →
“Some Germans, disappointed by Paul’s unfavorable predictions towards their own national team, had joked that they wanted to fry him up as calamari. Sea Life officials on Tuesday that Paul’s remains are currently being stored in a freezer and that he would be cremated in the coming days.
‘In honor of Paul and in view of the worldwide interest, a memorial will be put up to...
“Happy 25th Birthday, Baby Girl!!! Love you to pieces!!! You came into the world...”
– My mom is still learning how to use Facebook.
Also, I would really like to print this out and make a framed cross-stitch pattern out of it.
Skins US website has just launched. →
I think we already know how I feel about this.
In other news: I’m too old for this shit.
Greek Goddesses and Roman Gods: The GeekDad... →
Woot! I don’t care if I’m not the target audience, I’m picking up his new series ASAP.
In France, a Paradox in Equality for Women →
Weeks after giving birth, French women are offered a state-paid, extended course of vaginal gymnastics, complete with personal trainer, electric stimulation devices and computer games that reward particularly nimble squeezing. The aim, said Agnes de Marsac, a physiotherapist who runs such sessions: “Making love again soon and making more babies.”
Perineal therapy is as ubiquitous in France as...
How I'm dealing with my day today:
1. Beer
2. The last three episodes of Weeds.
3. A casserole made with cream of mushroom soup, stuffing in a box, and cheese.
4. More beer.
Does anybody else think it’s really tacky to post pictures of yourself smiling and jumping in front of a building you previously deemed full of “obnoxious, loud, obese women”?
Shame on you, Lovepuppy.
To prevent crying at your desk, don’t watch footage of the first Chilean miner to come up to the surface.
Listening to Chromeo in an office environment is...
nomysteryleft:
cesoironvadanser:
nomysteryleft:
It’s taking every fiber of my being to stop myself from dancing at my desk.
I wouldn’t want to start a Glee-like sex riot.
I work in a bookshop and made the mistake of listening to Business Casual.
I had at least 5 customers giggle at my inability to stop dancing.
I REGRET NOTHING.
NEW INTERNET BFF
Not trying to be creepy - I’m just so...
Judge Orders ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Injunction →
