Giving my brother dating advice:
Scott: Well I was kind of seeing this girl.
Me: OH REALLY
Scott: It's more like a friends with benefits thing.
Scott: But I think she wants more.
Me: Oh no!
Scott: Yeah...
Scott: Class 5 clinger.
Scott: I mean, I like her, but I don't want to keep leading her on because I don't want to date anybody right now.
Me: Break it off.
Me: Abort abort.
Scott: No help, you're just saying the same thing [guy friend] did.
Scott: I need the girls POV.
Me: Hi, how long have we been siblings?
Jun 4th