March 2009
Watchdangurewitch:
Deleted “Twilight” Sex Scene. An exploration of the pleasures of the flesh, vampire-style. Written by me & Patrick, directed by Josh, and featuring two of my favorite UCB-ers, Ben Rodgers & Pat Baer.
Further proof that I’m mentally forever twelve - the words “butt” and “sex” never cease to amuse me. Put them together and I Liz in my Pants. (YES...
Stevie Nicks: How I Look Fabulous at 60 →
“When I gained my 30 lbs., it was because I went on tranquilizers for eight years,” Nicks told PEOPLE Monday, the day before her new CD, The Soundstage Sessions, and Live in Chicago DVD hit stores. “I don’t blame myself for that.”
copycats:
Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours by...
I noticed a lot of cute boys with moving vans...
Hopefully they were coming into the neighborhood and not leaving it because Fort Greene has officially been Slope’d?
It feels like all I did today was eat.
- yogurt and strawberries - cottage cheese and pineapple - salad mix and ginger dressing - leftover quinoa with mushrooms, garlic, and onions - leftover pinto beans mashed up with jalepenos and pepperjack cheese - apple and PB - kale with garlic and lemon juice (currently eating)
I was actually doing pretty well for a while - yeah, it’s a lot of food, but it’s relatively healthy...
copycats:
When You Were Young by Noisettes...
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. Sure, it’s a...”
– Anthony Bourdain (via A Smart Mouth)
Who wants to see Ben Lee with me when he plays...
Just bought two tickets - $20 each, let me know.
(Funny enough, the last time I tried to see a show at Bowery Ballrom, I was kicked out. Good times.)
So what did everyone think about the finale?
omgskins:
Bad cliffhanger? Seemed like the writing was rushed? Should have included the whole cast? Not enough time to get to know Cook’s dad? Yeah. I thought so, anyway. What did you guys think?
I think you already said it best: “Series 1’s cliffhanger was Tony getting hit by a bus.”
“Yay! Alli’s home! We can start drinking!”
– My roommate. The times when we drink wine and eat ice cream and watch Skins are some of my favorite parts of the week.
This Tumblr is 1 today.
Which means I’ve been blogging on one site or another for seven years. Jeez.
Joseph Arthur, “Honey and the Moon”
(via...
Have all of my windows wide open, even if it's...
New York Is a City of Tough-Ass Grannies →
Margaret Johnson: Johnson’s wheelchair might have made her look like an easy target. But when a mugger tried to grab a chain off her neck, the 56-year-old pulled out her licensed .357 pistol and shot him, police said.
Songs To Not Have Sex To
twentysomethingtales:
4. Anything John Mayer
True story: I once got my hump on to “Daughters.” Granted, the guy’s iTunes was on Shuffle, but this brings up many disturbing thoughts, including…
- anything related to my deep-seated daddy issues - the fact that I was humping a guy who had John Mayer on his iTunes (or at least any John Mayer besides Room for Squares,...
“It tastes like if a pig were wine…or any meat, in fact.”
– My roommate on the Carménère I bought to go with the chicken sandwich I made for dinner. I quite enjoy it…or maybe I’m just drunk.
Last night I had a sexy dream about Robin Thicke.
This normally wouldn’t be a strange occurrence but, in my dream, his dad walked in on us. And that was just weird.
Visions of Ben →
I’ve lived in this neighborhood for going on five years and have never given the mural mentioned much (if any) thought. What a history…
Goddammit I wanted to go drinking tonight.
I had a completely unproductive day and didn’t even put on pants until sometime around 5PM. Unfortunately, all of my friends have legitimate excuses for not wanting to go out (real job, thesis presentation, working), and I wasn’t quite up for going alone. So instead I just spent $30 on British fashion magazines that I’m going to read right after the pants come off.
One word: Awesome →
Five words: Russian polka Katy Perry cover
“Oh my God. Are you kidding me? Robert Pattinson? In a word? Dreamy….Look,...”
– Ryan Reynolds on Twilight
I didn't love tonight's 'Gossip Girl'
shiningstar:
Mostly because I think the Archibalds are the douchiest people on the planet— I mean is every man in that family missing a sensitivity chip?
Ugh. This episode was ‘just alright for me,’ to quote Randy Jackson.
I think Gossip Girl has gone the way of Ugly Betty and Heroes for me…once they came back from hiatus (or strike), I never got around to watching the new episodes...
“Yeah, all of the pels have always been skeptical of the ghost stories, mostly...”
– My friend Alli C., who has worked on Star Island for years, in response to this.
Ryan Adams and Elton John, “Answering Bell...
Jessica Hynes Returns to Doctor Who →
The Spaced actress previously appeared in the Human Nature two-parter in 2007 as Joan Redfern. In this story John Smith revealed his parents names were Sydney and Verity - a reference to two of the creators of Doctor Who, Sydney Newman and Verity Lambert. Jessica’s character’s name appears to take elements from them too as her name is Verity Newman. In a further nod to the Paul Cornell...
Little Meals for One (via Cheap Healthy Good) →
Things I remember about yesterday:
- Started drinking with Laura at 4PM at Tir Na Nog. I wore a kelly green pencil skirt. Brianna brought us whiskeys in pint glasses.
- Met Katie and Katelind at McManus. Four bagpipers came in and played behind the bar. Laura made friends with some guys who thought it was funny to see me do Jameson shots. At one point I was handed a shot glass on a string, which I stole and wore around my neck for...
