Guilty as Charged

Down to the Shore until Monday. Peace out.

Aug 29th

feistyred: Squishy the bar dog! WHERE THE FUCK WAS I?!? ...

Aug 29th

Lesbian activist who fought for marriage...

Aug 28th

myabortion: Why can’t I think of any other musical that...

Aug 28th

Fall TV shows I'll be watching *

* Technically, since I don’t have a TV and will instead be downloading episodes 24-48 hours...

Aug 28th

20 Best TV Seasons of the Last 20 Years (via...

Aug 28th

“My son may not be bright enough to get into college anyway,...”
— Michael Ian Black on his...

Aug 28th

In Rehearsal: Weeds' Hunter Parrish, the New...

Aug 28th

Have you ever been on an interview for a job is that is so absolutely perfect for you that you just...

Aug 28th

Brianna and I are going down to her family’s Jersey...

Aug 26th

Indoor Treehouse Bedroom (via nickmcglynn) I went to...

Aug 25th

OMG I love his work so much. Emailed him about possibly...

Aug 23rd

So. Um. That party last night. Yeah. Made of the mistake of...

Aug 23rd

“The two main regrets of my college career are that A: I...”
— Me. At the party last night....

Aug 23rd

“The Sisters” by Ellen von Unwerth Italian...

Aug 22nd

How to survive art school (via Mookychick)

Aug 22nd

Finally realized why it’s impossible to take Dr. Gaius...

Aug 22nd

Aug 21st

Bri and her roommates are having a fuck-off party* this...

Aug 21st

This is Loki. Loki is the cutest and friendliest and most...

Aug 21st

Reasons why I am avoiding facebook:

lainnyc: 1) Updated work info. My heart skips a beat everytime someone on my friend’s list updates...

Aug 21st

Saw Tropic Thunder with Bri and Jane tonight. We thought the...

Aug 21st

I know I’m about four years late on this, but I...

Aug 20th

I usually don't re-blog unless there's...

There’s nothing for me to add here. She got it all. shimmerandshine: “They call it the...

Aug 19th

Mad Men/Playboy shoot. Aw yeah.

Aug 19th

Watch

Viktor & Rolf Spring/Summer 2003 I think the one time I’ve ever really wanted to be a...

Aug 19th

Igor + André: Just Another One For You

Aug 19th

Type your answer to the questions into flickr search - Using...

Aug 19th

The last sunray: Barcelona. What can I say? Woody’s...

Aug 19th

I am taking back the night and...

feistyred: On our way back from Montauk yesterday, I told Amanda we need to bring 2005 back. ...

Aug 18th

After calling him for over a month...

…my landlord is FINALLY here, doing a shit-ton of repairs that needed to be done before my...

Aug 18th

“POP #11: Drew Barrymore” by Mert Alas and...

Aug 18th

Tonight Bri made a steak family dinner...

Me: [eating mashed potato] Nom nom nom.
James: Did you know that mashed potatoes are used in plays if a character ever has to eat ice cream?
Emily: Why can't they just use ice cream?
James: ...because it would melt under the lights?
Emily: So what show actually features characters eating ice cream, then?
James: Obviously you've never seen Ben and Jerry: The Musical.
Me: It's a love story.
James: [singing] "Met a friend I never know'd...walkin' down that rocky road..."

Aug 18th

Watch

Kate Nash, “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend” Completely changes the meaning...

Aug 16th

Can you believe she’s 50 years old today?

Aug 16th

Listen

Jason Mraz, “The Remedy (live)” A great, extended version with hints of...

Aug 16th

So about how I want a two year old’s outfit. FAIL.

Aug 16th

I just requested off Labor Day weekend. Do people go out of town for that? It’s been so long...

Aug 15th

(via katiecheek:) Disney had an apartment on the top floor...

Aug 15th

How horrible is it that, while watching No Reservations:...

Aug 15th

Watch

(via  inothernews:maura:John Mayer. Yeah, that one.) It’s going to be a good day.

Aug 15th

LOLDoctorWho + Dr. Horrible crossover action. Click for...

Aug 14th

Aug 14th

The Secret of the Magic Gourd Wang Bao, a young Chinese boy...

Aug 14th

I obviously never learned to keep my...

To any guy at Media Meshing last night whose ass I slapped, nose I tweaked, nurple I purpled or arm...

Aug 14th

brianvan: Media Meshing August 2008 Facebook Flickr OF...

Aug 14th

Tropic Thunder has been getting great reviews, and I...

Aug 13th

Fashion Toast is probably my favorite fashion blog of the...

Aug 13th

(South Elliott between Dekalb and Lafayette.)

Aug 12th

James Franco in GQ. He’s moving to NY. I will find a...

Aug 12th

Watch

EW.com’s 25 Classic Sesame Street Visits just got me all nostalgic and misty-eyed, mainly...

Aug 12th

At work tonight:

Manager: [has just been blatantly, graphically, propositioned by a table of butch lesbian cops] ...and then one said, 'Girl, you can get dick from your boyfriend, but I'll make you come.'
Me: Oh snap.
Manager: I tried to explain that I'm not into girls and I don't think she was getting it.
Me: That's when you finally have to say, 'Bitch fuck that shit, if I want a lesbian experience, I just need to get down with Hangela.' [holds up right hand, wiggles fingers]
Manager: I love you so much sometimes.

Aug 12th

In case you haven’t noticed, the way I watch TV shows...

Aug 11th

Arrested Development + Doctor Who = Happy Alli Click pic...

Aug 10th

Soul legend Isaac Hayes dies (via CNN)

Aug 10th

Watch

Mark Ronson, “Valerie” Would hit it, never quit it, etc.

Aug 10th

I know it goes against the whole point of the show, but I...

Aug 10th

Am spending my Saturday night drinking beer and watching...

Aug 10th

Best wedding ever!

Aug 9th

Aug 9th

Ugh. I need to get out of town for the weekend. I’m so sick of my day-to-day life sometimes. ...

Aug 9th

brianvan: Boinkology Anniversary @ The Slipper Room, 8/7/2008 (Flickr) I never thought somebody...

Aug 8th

lovepuppy: ashleyisboss: Is it weird that I think Seth...

Aug 8th

On the F train home, transcribed from...

Bri: So did I do good?
Me: I think you overshadowed me.
Bri: I wore heels. I overshadowed everyone.
Me: I will be known as Alli, The Girl Who Brought the Hot Girl in Heels.
Bri: How is it that you brought me to a party, where I knew no one, and were still ready to leave before me?
Me: Everybody who was anybody had shown up by that point.
Bri: I was all set to go introduce myself to that millionaire.
Me: Nick Denton?
Bri: Yeah.
Me: I don't think we'd have anything to say to Nick Denton.
Bri: I do. I was going to tell him his shirt was too short.

Aug 8th

Watch

Metro Station, “Shake It” This song will haunt my dreams.

Aug 8th

Aug 7th

POP Magazine Fall/Winter 2008

Aug 7th

I work in the West Village so, during the week, cutting through Fort Greene Park to the B at Dekalb...

Aug 7th

Would hit it (even with tragic soul patch).

Aug 7th

Tonight a group of 100+ young, Jewish...

Me [checking out the men]: Oh woof, come to mama.
Coworker: You gonna go all cougar on some ass?
Me: How am I a cougar? I'm not that old!
Coworker [after a pause]: You gonna go all baby cougar on some ass?

Aug 7th

TV's 21 Sexiest Scenes, As You Picked 'Em...

Aug 6th

I have become obsessed with Bliss Lau’s jewelry ever...

Aug 6th

drunkbrunch: rodtownsend: I did not have a summer romance this year. I come into bloom in the...

Aug 6th

Would hit it.

Aug 5th

Emily, one of my best friends from high school, just called to tell me that she is engaged. Holy...

Aug 5th

Funny metaphors used in high school essays

Aug 5th

Aug 5th

One of the unfortunate things about waitressing is that I work Friday/Saturday/Sunday/Monday, so the...

Aug 5th

Breaking Dawn, the fourth and final book in Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight trilogy (don’t...

Aug 4th

Aug 4th

“This season, [Band of Outsiders Scott] Sternberg...

Aug 4th

Watch

blakeley: nomsociety: Welcome to NomSociety. Whatever. I laughed. Is there a director’s...

Aug 4th

Aug 4th

A guy I went to high school with goes to art school in MA...

Aug 4th

More Weiss photography.

Aug 4th

I had such a crush on him, back in 2002/when MTV was...

Aug 4th

“Alice dans les Îles” by Inez van Lamsweerde and...

Aug 3rd

Listen

KCi & Jojo, “All My Life” This just came on my iTunes and I was suddenly taken back...

Aug 3rd

“Here Comes the Son” by Steven Meisel Dhani is...

Aug 3rd

(via omg posters)

Aug 3rd

Am watching a not-at-all-illegal copy of Wanted and eating...

Aug 2nd

I know I’m about two years late on the trend, but I...

Aug 2nd

Watch

Pugs can’t swim and that’s a bummer.

Aug 2nd

likeomg: peterwknox: When did my friends stop talking about movies and start talking about real...

Aug 2nd

I decided to give Mad Men another try and…meh? The...

Aug 1st

August 1

shimmerandshine: …is officially here. I’m not feeling it :(. Give me back July. Shit, man, give me...

Aug 1st