Guilty as Charged

2009

December 20
November 41
October 25
September 51
August 30
July 56
June 65
May 85
April 84
March 121
February 164
January 169

2008

December 142
November 117
October 104
September 131
August 96
July 92
June 82
May 68
April 67
March 10
February
January
Jul 31st
“‘Ms. Taylor is fine,’ the statement read....”
— From the AP article Elizabeth...
Jul 31st
Sea of Shoes is the newest fashion blog I’ve become...
Jul 31st
8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party
Jul 30th
FINALLY got around to seeing The Dark Knight with my friend...
Jul 30th
Listen Listen
Klaxons, “No Diggity” (got to bag it up.)
Jul 30th
Warch Watch
My new karaoke song.
Jul 30th
Name the TV sex scene that left you...
Jul 29th
Carine Roitfeld (via The Sartorialist)
Jul 29th
“Believe me, I would love to be one of those people...”
— Miranda Hobbes, on being...
Jul 29th
The Kills make me want to start a band just so I could have...
Jul 29th
“Moffat said you have to give the Doctor credit for...”
— Doctor Who and Torchwood...
Jul 28th
feistyred: Almost caught up on Mad Men…John Hamm...
Jul 28th
OMFG ARE THOSE STARS ON SIMON PEGG’S ARM?!?
Jul 28th
Comic-Con 2008 Portraits
Jul 28th
Things I remember about last night: 1. Meeting Alice at Rusty Knot for drinks. 2. Passing a...
Jul 27th
I forgot he made an appearance in season two as Public Sex...
Jul 26th
Have been re-watching the first seasons of Sex and the City...
Jul 26th
Jul 26th
Warch Watch
Regina Spektor, “Hotel Song (live)” She’s playing McCarren Park Pool August 15th....
Jul 25th
Fleetwood Mac to reform and tour (via...
Jul 25th
Jul 25th
Assorted David LaChapelle photography. (NSFW, but...
Jul 25th
Snap Judgment: Gnarls Barkley's 'Who's Gonna...
Jul 25th
by Danny Roberts
Jul 24th
Have begun thinking seriously about my next tattoo (much to...
Jul 24th

FYI:

The first three seasons of the new Doctor Who are now available for purchase on iTunes!!! BRB....
Jul 23rd
(via vixeninthecity:)
Jul 23rd
What can I say…I’m a little homesick. (Made it...
Jul 22nd
“Let me tell you girls the three most important things I...”
— Sophia Petrillo…always...
Jul 22nd
I woke up this morning so hungover I could barely move, but had to haul ass to Williamsburg because...
Jul 22nd

Emphasis mine:

feistyred: 1. This isn’t necessarily directed towards you but all 22 year olds (or 23 as was my...
Jul 22nd

Conversation with my Dutch coworker:

Me: I'm so sad I didn't make it to [lesbian coworker's] birthday party, but I got out late and smelled like taco meat.
Me: And not the good kind.
Me: Which I made sure to tell her.
Dutch Coworker: Oh.
[long pause]
Me: You do realize "taco" can be slang for "vagina," right?
Dutch Coworker: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING.
Jul 22nd
Comes out tomorrow! Just ordered, along with Kitchen...
Jul 21st
Since there won’t be any new Doctor Who episodes until...
Jul 21st
Jul 21st
Warch Watch
(via chfdigital) I have nothing to say except… !!!!! OMGOMGOMG Hell to the motherfucking...
Jul 20th
nickmcglynn: At Coney Island… I was in Windsor Terrace...
Jul 19th

Around 2:15 this morning:

Taylor: You're leaving? Why?
Bri: Um, have you never partied with Alli?
Me: The drinks are flowing, people are having fun, there's love all around...so obviously I need to shit all over that, ruin the mood, and leave.
Taylor: Hey, every party needs one.
Jul 19th
(via Paul Scheer) I’m bucking convention and not...
Jul 18th
Primetime Emmy Nominees (via ONTD)
Jul 17th
(via The Sartorialist)
Jul 17th
“You know what your problem is? You give it up too easily....”
— My coworker giving me a...
Jul 16th
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Jul 16th
Warch Watch
She & Him, “Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?” Most awkward lip-sync/dancing I’ve...
Jul 16th
drunkbrunch: arod: Oh, and Lin-Manuel Miranda has also totally replaced Jonathan Gallagher Jr....
Jul 16th
Listen Listen
“It Won’t Be Long Now” from In the Heights I know I’m about six months late...
Jul 16th
More here.
Jul 16th
(via lovepuppy: noraleah:) I think white sunglasses are...
Jul 16th
Fucking A. Helen Mirren looks better in a bikini than I do.
Jul 16th
13 Things Your Waiter Won't Tell You (via...
Jul 16th
rhodyram: from the top of the Gravity Bar at the Guinness...
Jul 16th
After dealing with the fall out of three...
Jul 16th
Warch Watch
Favorite John Waters movie, if only because it has Johnny Depp saying my name for ninety minutes.
Jul 15th
Jul 14th
Listen Listen
Santogold, “Lights Out”
Jul 14th
(via claudia)
Jul 14th

Getting over your ex . . . or not.

juliaallison: Email me (julia@juliaallison.com) or reblog your thoughts! Oh Julia…your...
Jul 14th
(via eec) How I feel 90% of the time.
Jul 14th
“and if this post is not clear/kiss my placenta.”
— Erykah Badu taking on the...
Jul 13th
It seems like life lately either really fucking sucks or really fucking rocks. No middle ground. ...
Jul 13th
Jul 11th
Listen Listen
Girls Aloud, “Teenage Dirtbag” So last night at MM I got involved in this conversation...
Jul 11th

Somebody obviously needs to take away my...

Me: I'M SO FUCKING DRUNK
Kim: i got ridiculously drunk last night by myself
Kim: and then talked/cried to a friend from home on the phone at 2 in the morning
Kim: EPIC FAIL
Me: WELL I STOPPED BY TWO DIFFERENT PIZZA PLACES ON THE WAY HOME
Me: AND GOT A SLICE AT EACH
Me: ALSO EPIC FAIL
Jul 11th

Later:

Me: I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO BE CHARMING ANY MORE
Jul 11th
“The Black Issue” by Steven Meisel Vogue...
Jul 10th
The 20 Healthiest Foods for Under $1
Jul 10th
feistyred: overhearing my coworker’s phone conversations about how horrible her marriage is...
Jul 10th
In honor of the MIA Agathe of StyleBytes.net, I did a...
Jul 9th
“Katie Grand recently spent £2,000 on dry-cleaning all her...”
— Interview with Katie Grand,...
Jul 9th
Jul 9th
50 Bands, 50 States
Jul 9th
“In the Sweetness of Day” by Arthur Ergot
Jul 8th
New Harry Potter pics. Is he legal yet? I kind of want him...
Jul 8th

Brianna and I talk to each other at...

Brianna: Hey you.
Me: Hey you.
Me: I miss you.
Me: So much.
Brianna: [My boyfriend] misses you.
Me: OK.
Me: Not quite the reaction I was hoping for.
Me: But appreciated.
Brianna: But I think really he was jealous of my missing you
Brianna: and just said that.
Me: hahahahaha
Jul 7th
Weeds Star Hunter Parrish Set to Star in...
Jul 7th
!!!!! Yeah, I totally squealed like a pathetic little...
Jul 7th
How I spent my afternoon.
Jul 7th
When I went inside to grab another beer, Gimli squeaked out...
Jul 7th
Went out to breakfast with Em, then made a craft store run....
Jul 7th
Because I’ve been using Scott’s far-superior MacBook while in Keene, I haven’t...
Jul 6th
How I’m spending my vacation. I never realized how...
Jul 6th
brianvan: Someone once told me that they were afraid to change. I welcome change. But I now also...
Jul 5th
(via modernmommy)
Jul 5th

An interview with Bette Midler.

Vanity Fair: What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Bette: Impatience.
VF: On what occasion do you lie?
Bette: Who needs an occasion?
VF: What is the quality you most like in a man?
Bette: Guts.
VF: What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Bette: Balls.
VF: What is your most treasured possession?
Bette: My sanity.
VF: What is your motto?
Bette: Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Jul 4th

I was in Keene for fifteen minutes...

These things made me feel better: 1. Chili cheese fries and $1 Bud Light drafts at...
Jul 4th
Warch Watch
Rilo Kiley, “Breakin’ Up” (live) Here’s to all the pretty words We will...
Jul 4th
New poster! I had a dream about Harley Quinn and Heath...
Jul 1st
(via Miss Lulu & The Teaspoon Shortage) Her whole...
Jul 1st
Listen Listen
The Cardigans, “Lovefool” Summer mixtape, anyone?
Jul 1st
Normally I think Daniel Craig looks like a very hungry...
Jul 1st
My recently-engaged cousin just put up a Facebook album of...
Jul 1st