Guilty as Charged

2009

December 20
November 41
October 25
September 51
August 30
July 56
June 65
May 85
April 84
March 121
February 164
January 169

2008

December 142
November 117
October 104
September 131
August 96
July 92
June 82
May 68
April 67
March 10
February
January
Went up to Greenpoint to see the Brooklyn What last night. ...
May 31st
One month old pug puppies. Nom nom nom.
May 30th
The Plum And Lucy Show (via NYTimes)
May 29th
May 29th
Lately I have been playing a game whenever I shop at Forever 21 that I like to call Shirt or Dress?...
May 29th
katiecheek: from /film.com It’s true.
May 28th
Indiana Jones: An Archaeologist Digs Through...
May 28th
(via yesyes) WIN.
May 28th
Fort Greene Studio (via Apartment Therapy)
May 27th
“You know how they throw candy at you and you get to eat it?...”
— My eleven-year-old brother,...
May 26th
Today after work I ended up at a carnival in the far reaches of Queens because my coworker promised...
May 26th
nickmcglynn: Jeff Koons on the roof of the Met Pete and I...
May 26th
Songs I signed up to sing at karaoke at Grand Saloon (23rd and 3rd): “Here You Come...
May 24th
Can you imagine the awesome drunken escapades that would...
May 23rd
Things I just realized my roommate (who is moving out tomorrow) is taking with her and rushed, in a...
May 23rd
May 23rd
Things younger than Republican Presidential...
May 23rd
GILFy Pleasures (via EW.com)
May 23rd
May 23rd
Listen Listen
Duffy, “Mercy”
May 22nd

Five things you should know about the...

I can’t believe none of my friends (with the exception of Pete) were as excited for this as I...
May 22nd
I had no idea the ferry goes so close to the Statue of...
May 21st
Today while on the Brooklyn Promenade Pete and I were...
May 21st
Tim Walker - Pictures
May 19th
While walking up 6th Ave. to work today, I happened to fall behind a skinny, purple-haired woman...
May 19th
Marc doing Andy in the new Interview. This whole set just...
May 17th
Warch Watch
Matchbox Twenty, “How Far We’ve Come” My work is always playing music videos but...
May 17th
Me and my mom at Madiba after my graduation. Normally this...
May 17th
Fifi Lapin wtf? A hand drawn bunny…dressed in the...
May 16th
drunkbrunch: “Guys regret the girls they don’t sleep with; girls regret the guys they do.” - How...
May 16th
May 15th
Loretta Ables Sayre, Fresh Face Interview...
May 15th
LOLCollegeGrad. Have spent the evening sending out resumes....
May 15th
"Wow, Rock Stars Ask For Some Stupid Crap"...
May 14th
Even though it’s a blatant rip-off of last...
May 14th
“This is my trademark: I rip my T-shirt. I’m into the whole...
May 14th
Saw the superheroes exhibit at the Met yesterday with Brianna and Katelind. Not as interesting,...
May 14th
itsbedtime: playing a sexual predator on law and order SVU. ...
May 14th
Nancy and Rose!!! Now I just need to know when Dexter is...
May 14th
Me: Ugh, all I did yesterday was sit in bed, eat, and watch movies. I feel like Jabba the Hutt.
Brianna: But you look like Princess Leia.
May 13th
“The Greatest Show on Earth” by Steven Meisel ...
May 13th
OMG Victoria made the home page of WWD.com! There’s...
May 12th
Warwick Saint for Inked Magazine
May 12th
Some of my current favorite models photographed by Hedi...
May 12th
Best Simpsons episode I've seen in awhile.
May 12th
Warch Watch
Have recently been rewatching all of the old Disney movies, especially those that were made under...
May 12th
BFF4LYFE.
May 11th
This is the prettiest I’ve ever seen Posh...
May 11th
Laura’s parents booked a dinner cruise to celebrate...
May 11th
I just changed my Facebook education info to “Pratt Alum” and made the NY network my...
May 11th
May 10th
Graduation yesterday. You can read my thoughts about it...
May 10th
My graduation dinner at Il Torchio last night with Mom,...
May 9th
Pratt Senior Fashion Show yesterday. Click pic for more.
May 8th

Drugs are bad, kidlets.

Rachel: Who wants dessert? [brandishes half a dozen Pixie Sticks]
Me: Ooh, ooh, me! [grabs a blue one, dumps it on the counter, immediately begins cutting lines]
Jessie: Um, what are you doing?
Me: I want to see if I can give myself blue boogers. Duh.
Katie: That's a really stupid idea, Alli. Trust me. Snorting sugar burns.
Me: But there's the potential for blue boogers!
Katie: You really don't want to be doing that.
Me: [finishes arranging, takes a rolled up $20, snorts] OH MY GOD IT BURNS OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS GOING TO HURT THIS BAD?
Everybody: [laughter at, not with]
May 8th
Another favorite project from Kim’s show: vases made...
May 8th
Some of Kim’s classmates’ industrial design...
May 8th
Yesterday morning Katie made us breakfast, and then we all...
May 8th
Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo and I work in a Mexican restaurant. I’ll give you three guesses as...
May 6th
Nerd circle jerk explosion: Simon Pegg. Playing a bad guy....
May 5th
While the boys over at Project Rungay are quick to point out...
May 5th
Now that my undergrad career is over and I have the time and motivation to read for pleasure again,...
May 5th
The church is ailing, send for Dr Who (via...
May 4th
Susie Bubble is so fucking fabulous I can barely stand it. I...
May 4th

I desperately need to get out of the...

Me: OK, theoretical question.
GM: Shoot.
Me: Say a customer is violent and confrontational towards me. Say said customer threatens me, or throws something at me, or, says, spits in my general direction. Can I, theoretically, punch this customer in the face and not get fired?
GM: [is quiet for a long time] No.
May 4th
“You could stay here and fill your life with work and food...”
— The Doctor. Series 1 Episode...
May 1st
May 1st
Adipose plushie! I want I want I want.
May 1st