December 2008
Happy New Year!
My resolution last year was to stop being scared of 2008. Looking back, I think that fear was perfectly reasonable. This year, my resolution is to ignore my pessimistic tendencies and focus on positive thinking. I don’t know if you’ve been watching the news at all but, if you want something done right, you’ve apparently got to do it yourself.
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Bruce Springsteen, “Life Itself”
From...
“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!”
– John Waters (via everybodycares:lemonsugar)
So psyched, just downloaded a DVD-rip of Slumdog...
After my Christmas haul included volumes of...
Mom: Allison, I had no idea you were so...into this stuff.
Me: Mother, didn't the two dozen Star Wars novels on the bookshelf behind you teach you anything?
Mom: I thought you were just really into Harrison Ford!
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My ten year old brother still believes, and all evening we’ve been checking up on this!
In NH until Saturday. It rocks hard.
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So about how one of the ways my roommate and I...
JA: One of the things I like to do is save the ribbons from my presents…
Roommate: And then you put them in your hair YOU DUMBASS.
In this situation, I'm quite literally...
Joe: I'm good, just at work...feeling ill and eating Krispy Kremes.
Me: Ew.
Me: One is influencing the other?
Joe: Yeah, but it beats the whiskey hangover.
Joe: I'm going to die a young man.
Me: I prefer to think of it as pickling your insides.
Me: So you can live forever.
OMG Coco Rocha has a blog. →
Neil Patrick Harris will be the host of the first... →
Katy Perry, “Waking Up in Vegas”
So I...
“I wish I was a cat. I would have a life to fulfill my fashion dreams, one to...”
– Style Rookie
Lemon: The Rocket in the Pocket of Mankind (via... →
Indeed, there are now some theories that lemons may be the big preventative birth control/AIDS defense for women. According to sources, one may slice off the top third of a lemon and then -ahem- insert it up into the vaginal cavity as a sort of cervical cap (open side down). The juice of the lemon paralyzes sperm and reduces the AIDS virus cells to mere fractions of the former selves. Apparently...
SO it's official I'm seeing Fleetwood Mac next...
