Guilty as Charged

Hi. I'm Alli. Not the Yankee, not a dude. Just a girl in New York watching too much television until something better comes along.


Ugh, is she not the most vile character on cable right now?
(Just realized I felt the exact same way last season…Nurse Jackie needs to come back ASAP so I can start hating somebody over the age of 13 again.)

Ugh, is she not the most vile character on cable right now?

(Just realized I felt the exact same way last seasonNurse Jackie needs to come back ASAP so I can start hating somebody over the age of 13 again.)

— 30 minutes ago with 1 note
Meanest email ever:

“They are predicting much snow for the NY area tomorrow. The Office will be open for business. Staff will be expected to make reasonable efforts to make it to work.”

— 10 hours ago with 1 note
Offbeat Bride: Celeste & Jason’s geeky, vegan, sci-fi extravaganza
“Our geekiness showed subtly during the ceremony via the processionals (“Many Meetings” from LOTR and “Admiral and Commander” from Battlestar Galactica), along with the inclusion of G’Kar’s “Declaration of Principles” from Babylon 5 as one of our ceremony readings (and we even got the guests to say “So Say We All!”). Also, our titanium wedding bands are engraved with the words “I know” (Star Wars reference).”
Recently engaged friends, are you taking note?

Offbeat Bride: Celeste & Jason’s geeky, vegan, sci-fi extravaganza

“Our geekiness showed subtly during the ceremony via the processionals (“Many Meetings” from LOTR and “Admiral and Commander” from Battlestar Galactica), along with the inclusion of G’Kar’s “Declaration of Principles” from Babylon 5 as one of our ceremony readings (and we even got the guests to say “So Say We All!”). Also, our titanium wedding bands are engraved with the words “I know” (Star Wars reference).”

Recently engaged friends, are you taking note?

— 14 hours ago with 2 notes
WTF Gallatin Majors →

Even though I did not go to NYU, I can appreciate this series on entitled kids wasting their parents’ money to study “Love” or “Keepin’ It Real.”

— 1 day ago
Oh, my mother and her Bible humor...

This is what she emailed me this morning:

6:5 Slaves, obey your human masters 10  with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart as to Christ, 6:6 not like those who do their work only when someone is watching 11  – as people-pleasers – but as slaves of Christ doing the will of God from the heart. 12 6:7 Obey 13  with enthusiasm, as though serving the Lord 14  and not people, 6:8 because you know that each person, whether slave or free, if he does something good, this 15  will be rewarded by the Lord.”

Edit: Her reply - “…it wasn’t supposed to be ‘humorous.’ I have failed as a good Christian mother.”

— 1 day ago
The bf lent me his copies of Top Ten Vol. 1 and 2 and I just finished them on the train this morning — LOVED IT. Think Hill Street Blues crossed with X-Men (blasphemy, I know), and I’m super pissed there won’t be any more Moore-penned “seasons” (I don’t count the spin-offs and prequels).
Still trying to get my hands on a copy of Halo Jones, but I don’t know if I can take  another unfinished series…

The bf lent me his copies of Top Ten Vol. 1 and 2 and I just finished them on the train this morning — LOVED IT. Think Hill Street Blues crossed with X-Men (blasphemy, I know), and I’m super pissed there won’t be any more Moore-penned “seasons” (I don’t count the spin-offs and prequels).

Still trying to get my hands on a copy of Halo Jones, but I don’t know if I can take  another unfinished series…

— 4 days ago
Cutie Pa Tutus →

A site that custom designs tutus AND superhero capes? It’s like my six-year-old self’s dream!

— 4 days ago
Reaction to next week’s episode:
Oh reeeeeally?

Reaction to next week’s episode:

Oh reeeeeally?

— 5 days ago
Not going to lie, part of the reason I got so into Lost last season was so I could better understand the Doc Jensen and TLo recaps.

Not going to lie, part of the reason I got so into Lost last season was so I could better understand the Doc Jensen and TLo recaps.

— 5 days ago
So Sandra Bullock got an Oscar nomination. →

It’s like Erin Brockovich all over again.

Also has there always been a million nominees for Best Picture?

— 1 week ago with 1 note
Why do I torture myself looking at kitchen porn?

Why do I torture myself looking at kitchen porn?

— 1 week ago